Tropicali
A hot Spanish guy named Fernando knew little about his father. The old womanizer spent little time with the family, which shielded the boy from his corrupting influence. Fernando only heard about the unwanted family member again after he passed away. Although it was done for the sake of an inheritance, he decided to attend the funeral, which was held on the sunny island of Tropicali.
Upon arrival, Fernando meets his half-sister, whom he had not seen in a long time. He also learns that his father owned a hotel where he engaged in hedonism. By this time, his sister had already sold the hotel and given her brother his share. The story could have ended there.
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Yet at the last moment, Fernando decides to alter his destiny. He resolves to reclaim the hotel and proclaim himself king, and his sister – a strictly platonic queen. To achieve this, he had to plead with the new owner to return the property, but the story did not end there either. Now he needs to hire a group of beauties and make them managers of businesses across the island in order to use the earnings to restore the hotel to a presentable state. Fernando's choices determine whether he turns into the same scoundrel his father was or manages to find the qualities of a decent man within himself.
The gameplay is simple: you need to buy up real estate and assign staff there so that the new properties start generating profit and leveling up. The resulting revenue is spent on purchasing upgrades and buying out the hotel from its actual owner. The required amount can be gathered without much trouble, with the main difficulty being that workers are less productive without rest. If the main heroines are assigned to work, you can take them on dates, which restores morale without downtime.
The overall monotony is brightened by gorgeous tropical views and the beauties' habit of wearing varying degrees of revealing clothing. The main heroines stand out not only through their looks, but also with their personal secrets and unique personalities. Even the hired workers are uniquely designed, ranging from ordinary humans to a rabbit or a tank. Meanwhile, lively Spanish tunes play in the background, making you want to listen to Shakira.
Plant Girls: Insect Invasion
The plot of the game is both sad and amusing. Humanity found itself on the brink of extinction due to war. To rebuild civilization, insect robots were created to help with construction. Later, however, the machines rebelled and set out to wipe out humanity a second time. To combat this new menace, plant girls were deployed, who still fight on the side of humans for now. And following the general trend, this alliance is destined not to last long.
To win the war, you must protect your base and destroy the enemy's. Every second, plant seeds flow into the treasury, which are used to purchase plant girls. The recruited fighters feature diverse stats and abilities, attacking everyone in their path. The war spans 175 rounds.
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The insects are more than capable of standing their ground. At first, they send weak squads toward the player's base. Over time, their army grows stronger and more varied. Bosses begin to appear, requiring you to adapt by assembling a specialized team of plant girls.
In addition to building an army, the player is free to use a limited number of active abilities that blow enemies away, deal damage, and protect the girls. Seeds can also be spent to increase seed income and power up an activatable pollen attack. Late levels boil down to stalling the enemy with abilities and hoarding enough seeds to field a strike squad right at the start.
Towards the middle, the developers stopped producing erotic content and focused entirely on gameplay. Throughout the game, insects gain new units and bosses that feature great designs and animations. The player receives newer plant girls who can significantly impact gameplay – they must be upgraded with in-game currency. Over time, even the background and the appearance of the bases change, though this has no effect on gameplay.
Seedbed Wars!
The demon lord decides to conquer the whole world. For this purpose, she created a dungeon and put up a sign: “A very easy dungeon where you can easily find treasure. No danger at all, honest-to-goodness!” Witches fell for the notice, leading to their inevitable capture and use as an energy generator to produce monsters.
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The goal of the game is similar to Plant Girls: Insect Invasion: you need to defend your base against enemy forces and destroy the opponent's base with your own troops. The magic drained from the witches is used to create various monsters. Witches can also be used to produce special resources required to create more powerful monsters, though this reduces the flow of incoming magic.
Compared to Plant Girls: Insect Invasion, the game has far fewer levels. Each level comes with a set of objectives: complete the level within a certain time limit; do not use too much magic; avoid base damage. Completing objectives rewards the player with coins that are spent on upgrading and reinforcing the base. Each level displays the element of the opponent present on it, meaning you need to level up monsters that deal maximum damage to that element.
It is worth noting that the game was created by the team at ZNZN. Their creations are filled with niche content that will certainly not appeal to everyone!
Lust Potions
A guy named Little Guy spent 30 years avoiding girls in order to become a wizard. Having finally gained the ability to cast spells, the first thing he decides to do is summon a succubus to experience the warmth of a woman's body at last. It quickly becomes clear that many succubi can be summoned, and there is no reason to stop at the first girl!
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The game offers an excellent chance to flex your brain. To summon a succubus, you must place specific items on the summoning circle. To craft items, you have to combine sets of items in a magic cauldron. For instance, creating an hourglass requires glass and sand, while a clay doll requires a sun orb, a root of life, and a mud ball. There are tons of items, and crafting them is no easy task!
A summoned succubus demands a potion for her services. You can ask the girl for a hint, but she will never answer directly – you will have to use your head again. The reward will be pleasant, but the process of mixing ingredients is far more engaging!
Wednesday: Wicked & Wet
An amusing parody of the Addams Family. In it, you need to find a way to the black heart of Wednesday Addams, who has grown up in all the right places. The player must grope the girl to regain health and squash spiders to the rhythm of the music.
The project was developed by Project Physalis and NowaJoestar, whose works are renowned for their phenomenal amount of detail, gorgeous art, and fluid animations. Although the game is short, every single element exudes personality.
Tower Dragon
A parody of the popular indie game Jump King. In it, a knight in a cloak and undergarments sets out to reach a dragon and punish her.
The knight can walk and jump high. All jumps must be deliberate and precise – otherwise, there is a high chance of falling all the way back to the starting area. Be warned that the game is difficult and not particularly responsive. If a player lacks determination and nerves of steel, there is no shame in seeking out a version with an unlocked gallery.
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Bimbo Virus
A completely silly game whose sheer absurdity makes you laugh out loud. The game world has been overrun by a terrifying “bimbo virus.” Because of it, women lose their intellect and personalities, while their bodies blow up like rubber dolls. One of the victims is the girlfriend of the gigachad protagonist, who vows to find a way to save his beloved.
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First, the gigachad heads to his gigachad friend's lair. Together, the bros find a way to cure the virus, but by then the protagonist's girlfriend has managed to vanish in an unknown direction. Within a limited time, the player must explore the game's locations, where visiting each one brings comical scenes. You can also simply hole up at home and watch the unfolding chaos on TV. How quickly you locate the girl determines which of the three endings you receive.
Unfortunately, the version of the game I tried had issues accessing the gallery. Luckily, the game can be speedrun in about 10 minutes, and all scenes are discovered quickly and easily!
